xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise. I think we should encourage this. They’ll be Canada’s problem then.
growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
notesonaplane: Maybe I’m a dreamer/ Maybe I’m misunderstood/ Maybe you’re not seeing the side of me you should/ Maybe I’m crazy/ Maybe I’m the only one/ Maybe I’m just out of touch/ Maybe I’ve just had enough Maybe it’s time to change/ And leave it all behind/ I’ve never been one to walk alone/ I’ve always been scared to try/ So why does it feel so wrong/ To reach for something more/ To wanna...
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
I'm such a coward.
No one is surprised your relationship failed. You...
I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take...– Curious Georgiana (via sexistmorons)
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
pandalot: You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
vonbrigdi: - Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
We Do Not Sow: ivanolix: One of my favorite things... →
ivanolix: One of my favorite things about Sansa? She’s got domestic desires. She wants to lead, yes, but she also wants to have a family and puppies and be in charge of a household. Some of that is her patriarchal training, of course, but some of it is just what she’s good at and what she likes